IF YOU MISSED OUUT ON MY SHOW @ POPTARTS THIS PAST WEDNESDAY, YOU MISSED SOMETHIN DELICIOUS!!! IT WAS A MASSIVE CELEBRATION!!! I HAD A KICK ARSE SHOW WITH GUEST UP AND COMING POP PERFORMERS NIKKI DARLING AND RADIO MUSIK. ALSO, MY DEAR FRIEND AND SISTER SAHARA DAVENPORT FROM RUPAUL’S DRAG RACE SEASON 2 BROUGHT SOME “GLEE” WHILE SHE “BUSTED WINDOWS OUT YA CAAAAHHHHHRRR”. THE RAREST PERFORMANCE WAS FROM MY BEST FRIEND AND PERFORMER “MILAN”!! HE NO LONGER PERFORMS IN THE NIGHTLIFE, BUT BROUGHT OUT THE UGLIEST, NASTIEST, SNAGGLE TOOTH LADY I’VE EVER SEEN, AND DID ERYKAH BADU’S “TYRONE” INTO “AND I AM TELLING YOU”.
GENIOUS PRICELESSNESS.
I DEBUTED MY NEW VIDEO FOR “PARTIE TRAIN” AND INTRODUCED MY NEW SONG “MUTE FRUIT”(MYSPACE.COM/MILAJAM).
I GOT CUPCAKES AND THE BEST CHOCOLATE KICK I’VE EVER HAD..NO LIE. I GAVE AWAY PEEPS! AND BUBBLE GUNS!! AND TONS OF DRINKS!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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A TOUCH UNDER THE WEATHER, GETTING READY FOR A NEW FOTO SHOOT FOR SOME “MILA JAM/MUTE FRUIT PROMOS AND HUNGRY LIKE A LITTLE SOMALIAN BABY..BUT HEY!!!!
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND! I’M GONNA LIVE FOREVER AND I’M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FLY!!!

IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME GIFTS, I GLADLY ACCEPT VISA, MASTERCARD, CASHIERS CHECKS..AND OH, PAYPAL!!!
ENJOY YOUR DAY:)

A YEAR AGO THIS DAY I WAS IN LOVE. I WAS HAPPY, HUNGRY FOR MORE AND TREATED LIKE A QUEEN. I WAS PROUD TO BE WITH SOMEONE I ADORED AT THE TIME…PURCHASING THE GIFTS AND HAVING DINNER RESERVATIONS ATA LOVELY RESTAURANT , HOWEVER, THIS VALENTINE’S DAY FOR ME IS MUCH DIFFERENT. I AM IN LOVE WITH ME. I AM NOT SKIPPING THE TRAILS WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE. I’M NOT MAKING FANCY PLANS, OR WRITING LOVE LETTERS. I AM LEARNING TO LOVE ME. NO MATTER HOW WRAPPED UP IN LOVE WE GET WITH SOMEONE ELSE , YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO START WITH YOURSELF. ITS NICE TO HAVE A VALENTINE, BUT JUST AS BEAUTIFUL TO NOT. AS I REFLECT ON THE GRANDEUR OF MY PREVIOUS LOVE DAY, I THINK OF HOW HAPPY I AM TO SHARE ANOTHER ONE WITH ME, WITH OR WITHUOT ANYONE ELSE.

THIS GIRL IS NOT F’ING AROUND…I’M ALL ABOUT HARNESSING MY IDENTITY, AND THAT’S WHY I LOV GAGA!
WATCH THIS!

BEEN SOMETIME SINCE I’VE PERFORMED THIS ANGRY BLACK WOMAN ANTHEM…BUT I LOVE DOING IT WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE! THIS WAS FOR A GOOD FRIENDS PRIVATE BIRTHDAY PARTY AT THE SAVVY CHELSEA BAR AND LOUNGE ELMO. THE CROWD WAS FANTASTIC, THE FLOOR WAS REALLY SLIPPERY AND AT ONE POINT I ALMOST ATE A CHIP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NUMBER..LOL
LOVE ME SOME ANGRY BEY!!!
ENJOY!

IF YOU DON’T KNOW, I AM MARRIED TO CHANNING TATUM IN MY HEAD, LIKE MANY OTHER PEOPLE PROBABLY ARE. HE IS THE 1 MAN IN HOLLYWOOD I WOULD PROBABLY STALK, LOL. I HAVE RELIGIOUSLY BEEN INFATUATED WITH THIS SWAGGER FILLED STRIPPER TURNED MODEL TURNED ACTOR SINCE THE MOUNTAIN DEW COMMERCIAL! I EVEN HAD THE FLEETING PLEASURE OF MEETING HIM ONCE OUTSIDE OF A NYC MOVIE THEATER YEARS AGO BEFORE HIS “STEP UP” DAYS. I SAW DEAR JOHN TONIGHT AND DON’T THINK I HAVE CRIED MORE AT A MOVIE IN MOST MY LIFE. TEAR JERKERS FOR ME HAVE BEEN THE LIKES OF “SOLDIER’S GIRL” AND “HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH”..BUT THIS MAINSTREAM BLOCKBUSTER GOT ME!!! I WENT IN FOCUSED ON MY FAVORITE EYE CANDY AND LEFT A WEEPING MESS. IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL ROLLECOASTER. I NEVER SAW “THE NOTEBOOK”..BUT NOW I GET IT. MR SPARKS IS THE KING OF BOX OFFICE TEAR JERKERS.
I KNOW IT KICKED THE AMAZING “AVATAR” OUT OF ITS TOP SPOT, BUT I SAY GO SEE IT. YOU MAY LAUGH A TIME OR 2, BUT TAKE LOTS OF TISSUE.