Hey Kids!
Last night I kicked off my newest show at THERAPY BAR here in NYC!!! Its so exciting because I haven’t performed there in too many years and now I’m finally doing my own gig
Its called “Sensations”! Its America’s Funniest Home Videos meets Talk Soup meets Me! The crowd went bananas over my video clips. One of the best parts of the show was when the projector screen was descending from the ceiling it crashed into my drink on the mantle of the wall and sent it flying all over the stage!!! Gotta love those dress rehearsal moments!! CLEAN UP ON STAGE, AISLE 6!!!
I opened the show with some live I Love Rock N Roll and GAGA’s LOVEGAME…the 1st video of the night was Issabella Roselini’s Green Porno from the Sundance Channel. Mating lessons of the SNAIL! Its like NAT GEO but with spandex and puppets! I pulled out Madonna’s Human Nature to follow that one. Then we got into \”Darlene Witherspoon\”my new favorite Hooters girl who is gonna judge a kiddie pageant and can shoot ping pongs out of her yoohoo! She’s no relation to Reese Witherspoon.lol The 3rd video was Paula Dean\’s Heart Attack Sandwich. She had 2 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts sandwiching a burger patty, hard fried egg and bacon strips! MMMM YES.. love that heart attack. THe best is when she bites into it and makes an orgasmic bug eyed face. The musical follow up was Weird Al’s “Eat IT”, which was also a mini tribute to M.J. RIP
The clip of the week however was my fave video of the moment called Song Praise and Dance! Being from the south and knowing the church I do not condone making fun of peoples beliefs, however, when you see the duet and dance performance solo in this classic, you can’t help but to keel over!
Can’t wait for next week!
Love BH!